This one goes out to our favourite stalker. Although we've never met him, Oily Rob's our main contributor that always comes up with a funny comment. Check out his last one.
"The nearest i've stayed to there is Nazare. it was a beautiful place and the place where that fucking huge wave that was surfed recently. Me and Mrs Oily Rag stayed in a nice hotel and had a lovley diner near the beach. There was a small museum that showed the history of all the fishermen that had died trying to make a living. then we saw a bloke,on the beach, getting a 'blowjob' from another bloke so we left......Nice place though."
Can you spot them down there, mate?